wat da hell is This

Dear Rylie,

I made this website for you so I could say HAPPY BIRFDAYYYYE to my baby! Twenty years old! Yippeeee!!!! I am so grateful to spend today with you and I love you so much. You are so pure and I am so thankful every day to have you in my life as my special person and loving partner. Every single person in your life is graced with the very lovely privellege of having each and every moment in which you are involved being incontrovertibly brighter than any other portion of their day. I love you, and happy birthday!

Love, Chaka

Ballet Flats for YOU! WOW!!!

The ballet flats I ordered for you are not physically here for me to give to you yet, but here are pictures of them until you have them!

A mixtape! Hell Nah! He-H-Hell Nah!